Weekend Round-Up: Rihanna, Cassie, and Maxim Oh No. . . .

May.11, 2009, under The Sexiest

It was Mother’s Day this weekend, and some Mother’s of some of the sexiest starlets, received the most amazing gifts that quite frankly, kept on giving to others during countless hours of late night masturbation. I’m talking about Rihanna’s nude photos leakage. But wait, we also got a snatch shot from Puffy’s tantric sex partner, Cassie too! To add icing on the cake, I also have Maxim’s Sexiest 100 Women in the World, top 10 list! All this and a bag o chips should keep you busy til Megan Fox releases her sex tape with Angelina Jolie. I have dreams too.

Rihanna has been through a lot lately. The beat down, the bruises, the reconciliation, the trial, now the leakage? What’s next for this girl? A threesome with Jay Z and Beyonce? Hmm…… that would be interesting? The photos of Rihanna are hot! And yes, it’s her! Chris knows he leaked them. He probably did it because she won’t let him hit it anymore. That’s damn good reason enough for me! Wait, hit probably isn’t the right word to use in Rihanna’s situation. Sorry……….
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On to Diddy’s dick muncher . . . . .

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Cassie isn’t a great singer, or performer, or for that matter, a fully developed woman. But she does have a vagina! And for most men, that’s enough! While Cassie continues to fu*k for tracks, hopefully we’ll never hear, she’s also taking time out to show us her nipple rings and hairless coochie. Coochie’s a funny word isn’t? I thought so, that’s why I used it. Anyway….. check out the money shots Cassie’s given us, it’s her best work to date. . . . Cassie Ventura Pics

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Next . . , It’s Maxim”s turn….

So last month FHM released there shitty top 10 sexiest women in the world, and now Maxim has followed suit with one of their own very shitty, but not as shitty, top 10 sexiest women in the world list. I see why most of these magazine are flopping all around the world. Their editors are sniffy glue on the job, while churning out crappy articles we wouldn’t serve to Osama Bin Laden as a food poisoning method. Get your shit together! Diareaha can cause cramps, bad breath, foul smells, weight loss, and your eventual demise. If you don’t believe me call King Magazine former employees. Check out Maxim’s Top 10 and let me know what you thing . . . .

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