Spring Break 101

Mar.10, 2009, under The Sexiest

The Art Of The Bikini

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There are 2 reasons I love March. #1. March Madness, college hoopz and beer, what more could you ask for. #2 SPRING BREAK!! Girls in itty bitty bikini's, what more could you ask for. I thought I'd give all guys the "Bikini Code." Yes, there is a code, and it usually ends with a bikini on the floor of your hotel room, if you pick the right one. Don't tell who told you, just use it. I don't want hate mail from thousands of college girls because their picture was on Facebook with a dick in her mouth.

Deciphering the code: There are 4 types of bikini's you're going to see on the beach; thong, boy cut, string, and 1 piece suit.

Thong Bikini

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The thong is the easiest bikini to decipher. Thong often say's, "look at my booty." "Touch my booty." "Smack my booty." "I like my booty." "There's easy entrance to my booty."

What I'm trying to say is, these girls will let you hit it from the back.

Boy Cut Bikini

boy-cut-bikini

Gotta love those "Tom Boys!" They'll be the one's that will give you that hot girl on girl action you may be looking for this spring break.

Don't be pushy. They don't were boy shorts for nothing, these lovely boy short wearing ladies are tough and fit to kick your ass. Ease into it. In a pressure free situation, it'll take care of itself.

String Bikini

string-bikini

Who invented the string bikini? Who cares as long as every hot chick aspires to wear one! First off, if you're wearing a string bikini, your HOT! No cellulite allowed! The string bikini say's, "I might as well be NAKED walking on the beach." These string bikini wearing girls are down for anything. Perhaps some late night skinning dipping, meaning, both of you naked, with you dipping into dem skinz!

1-Piece Suit

1-piece

The boring 1-piece suit, what can I say, "I hate it!" This suit is reserved for Granny's, Mom's, and chubby cheeks. It say's, "You'll never see me naked." We say,"thank you, don't want to." Not every chick who's morbidly prude wear 1-pieces, as always there are some exceptions. Like the girl who's a double D or triple E in the boob area. Those are the exceptions, and yes, "we likey!"