So I love Keeley, everyone knows that by now, and what’s not to love about Keeley, right? Well your girlfriends would beg to differ, so for those of you who are going to run out and purchase this awesome display of the female counterparts, here are some full proof excuses you can use to ease it over with the GF.

WARNING: These excuses may not work in some situations. Therefore, we are not liable for any unforeseen accidents that may contribute to the downfall of your relationship. Including but not limited to, plates being hurled at your head, clothes being thrown out the window, breaking of your personal valuables, oh yeah, and the occasional black eye, scratches, and bruises that may appear on your body.

5 Excuses To Use On Your Girlfriend, For Why You Bought Keeley Hazell’s Calendar

1. She reminded me of you, doesn’t she?

2. Doesn’t it put you in the mood for sex?

3. Damn guys at work! They played a prank on me, why would I buy this when I have you?

4. It came inside of the Sport’s Illustrated Magazine you bought me.

5. I thought we’d make a sexy calendar as 4 play. I’m the director so I’ve been studying poses, what you think about this one?

Keeley Hazell Has The Body Of A God
Keeley Hazell’s Sexy All Year Long

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