We all have heard it by now that Lady GaGa is actually Mr. GaGa! It’s no surprise to me. She looks like a cross between a defensive end and a circus clown. Well who want’s to ride on her disco stick? Not me!

Every year, hundreds of thousands of men and lesbians all around the world vote in FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World. After, some sit and twitter about their faves, while others look for nude photos of Angelina Jolie on the web. Weeks pass by, with faint memories of one’s top 10 list floating around in their heads, then on April 24th, FHM releases their much anticipated 2009 100 Sexiest Women in the World according to the mob of horny gawkers that voted. And yes, I’m one of them.

This year’s top 10 is full of shocking new comers, old faves, and British gash. I’m not sure I particularly agree with this years top 10, but all of the women are “GORGE” meaning, gorgeous, sexy, hot, tasty, and anything else that would put them in your dreams wearing nothing but the skin they were born in. This year’s #1, Sexiest Woman in the World, is Cherly Cole? People in the U.S. are saying, who? In Europe, she’s the “IT” girl of the moment. I, myself, don’t know much about her except that she’s a member of a British pop group and I’m happy to say I hope they stay in Europe. Personally, Keeley Hazell, who came in at #5 on the list this year, is much sexier than Cherly Cole.

If you think this is weird, Britney Spears came in at #4!?! She didn’t even make my top 10 voting list after the year she had last year looking like shit for 300 out of the 365 days in the year. She can lose 30 pounds, and get as much plastic surgery as she possible can, but she will never be as hot as any of the other women mentioned in the top 10 this year. Either somebody was sniffing glue putting this list together this year, or Britney Spear’s publicist paid for her number four spot. Britney? Hotter than Elisha Cuthbert? Adriana Lima? Keeley Hazell? Please, even Stevie Wonder could see how retarded this list is.

But I don’t want to go on a crazy rampage about FHM’s list. I’m disappointed though, are you? Let me know, what do you think about FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World list?

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Whether she’s photoshoped or not, she looks good enough to do in the back seat of my car. I’d even take her to McDonald’s after, you can super size it Britney!

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