So I love Keeley, everyone knows that by now, and what’s not to love about Keeley, right? Well your girlfriends would beg to differ, so for those of you who are going to run out and purchase this awesome display of the female counterparts, here are some full proof excuses you can use to ease it over with the GF.

WARNING: These excuses may not work in some situations. Therefore, we are not liable for any unforeseen accidents that may contribute to the downfall of your relationship. Including but not limited to, plates being hurled at your head, clothes being thrown out the window, breaking of your personal valuables, oh yeah, and the occasional black eye, scratches, and bruises that may appear on your body.

5 Excuses To Use On Your Girlfriend, For Why You Bought Keeley Hazell’s Calendar

1. She reminded me of you, doesn’t she?

2. Doesn’t it put you in the mood for sex?

3. Damn guys at work! They played a prank on me, why would I buy this when I have you?

4. It came inside of the Sport’s Illustrated Magazine you bought me.

5. I thought we’d make a sexy calendar as 4 play. I’m the director so I’ve been studying poses, what you think about this one?

Keeley Hazell Has The Body Of A God
Keeley Hazell’s Sexy All Year Long

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It should be a crime to be this hot! I’m arresting you Kelly Brook. Your sentence, hard, back breaking labor in 12×16 room, with me. LMAO! This girl is too much! It’s something about these British chicks that just keeps you wanting more of them. More please! More please!

Kelly Brook Is A International Hottie

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I have a total crush on Keeley Hazell! She is the hottest model in England, period! One of the sexiest women in the world, period! She has some of the most beautiful, 100% all natural, breast in the world, period! This year, Keeley is bringing us her sexy calendar that’s sure to be inspiring men and women for that matter, all around the world to partake in some singular extra curricular activity.

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